That's why you should just have a trunk-or-treat and a halloween party. Wait, nevermind. I remember the year the Milners had chicken pox and couldn't go trick-or-treating and we stayed at our house and they came over and watched movies with us while we ate all the candy we would have handed out. Okay, that sounds awesome now, but back then it kind of sucked. Maybe Jer should drive them around on the kawasaki (is that what brand it is?), even though it's illegal.
♥ I told Callie not to leave a msg if Jeremiah didn't answer. When I heard her ending her msg I asked her why she did that. "No mom, he wanted me to. He said please leave a message!" ♥ Oh dang it! I should have said please bless me to sleep bad because every time I ask Heavenly Father to bless me to sleep good I have bad dreams! ♥ Hey mom, I have the best idea ever! We can feed the flies chemicals and then they'll DIE! ♥ I was getting onto the kids & Callie said, "Hey mom, are you an angry beaver?" Yes. "You should be an angry beaver for Halloween." ♥ Mom, it's friendship day so you can't be mean to us or yell at us. (AS IF!) ♥ Callie wanted to use glitter to make a good-bye card for Uncle Jonny & I’d told her no. She said, “I need glitter so he REALLY knows that I love him!” ♥ While we were driving on the freeway: We’re on the internet, right mom, cause we’re going super duper fast. What road is this called mom? ♥ After noticing butterfly guts on the windshield: A butterfly came and put it’s guts on our window?! Now our car is magical & golden! ♥ About our friend: I like his body but I don’t like his hair cause I don’t like the way it’s made. He makes it funny. ♥ It’s pretty awesome that we have a clock in our car, isn’t it? ♥ Mom, how long did it take Heavenly Father to put hair on you? ♥ Uncle Kenny turned the tv off & told Callie tv's bad for you. Callie said, "No it's not, it helps me relax" ♥ Callie wanted to have a contest to see whether she or Jack could color a better picture. I told her we weren’t having a contest & that I wouldn’t tell her her picture was better. She said, “Well you will when you see it.” ♥ I was really nervous about speaking at New Beginnings. Here’s Callie trying to comfort me (direct quote!): “Listen mom! Jack loves you, Daddy loves you, I love you, Ellie loves you, your mom loves you, your brothers love you, blah, blah, blah, don’t worry about it.” ♥ Talking about the First Vision & how Heavenly Father & Jesus told Joseph Smith not to join any churches: Well they didn’t choose the right, did they mom? Heavenly Father & Jesus should have choosed the right because everybody should go to church & they told him not to go to church and that’s not good, is it. ♥ Callie to her toys: "It’s something that has fur, & poops in your yard, & barks all day & night. Who guessed a dog?"
Jack:
★Jack was at the dollar store w/Nana and picked up a plunger & was walking down the aisle with it and she saw it and said, "Jack! What are you doing with that plunger?!"He made a funny face and said, "Plunger?I thought it was an awesome walking stick!" ★Mom, your tummy is a good place to hide food, right? ★About a sweet potato dish: I'm gonna dig in & find all the goodness! ★Jack said he wanted to wear perfume. I told him perfume smells like flowers and said you don’t want to smell like flowers do you? Jack: No, or someone will pick me! ★I wish we had butterly guts on our car so that our car would be magical. ★Mom why was that guy all brown? ★Jack: Juice stains because of bacteria. Me: Where’d you learn that? Jack: From high school. ★ Regarding the postman butterfly: "Yeah, & he delivers mail." ★ I told him he couldn’t eat any more oreo truffles. Jack: Because they’re not good for my body? Me: That’s right Jack: But they’re so yummy & chocolatey! ★ Me: you’re such a beautiful boy. Jack: you mean handsome boy? ★ Me: Don’t be afraid. I thought you were a brave & true knight? Jack: I am. But birds can’t be brave & true knights because they wear their lips out of their faces.
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That's why you should just have a trunk-or-treat and a halloween party. Wait, nevermind. I remember the year the Milners had chicken pox and couldn't go trick-or-treating and we stayed at our house and they came over and watched movies with us while we ate all the candy we would have handed out. Okay, that sounds awesome now, but back then it kind of sucked. Maybe Jer should drive them around on the kawasaki (is that what brand it is?), even though it's illegal.
HA HA!!!
Eh, one not-as-great-as-you-would-like Halloween won't kill you.. But it's your favorite holiday, right?
I saw the "Mom, have you kissed a girl" comment and I told my coworkers. They all laughed! But they want to know how you responded to Callie. Haha!
I love the Halloween pictures! Oh and this comic strip is Hilarious!!!! The sad part is its all true.
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