I was browsing crib listings on Craigslist & I came across this gem! It's like animal cages for infants! Here's some of the good stuff from it's listing:
"Having twins? This space-saving crib is in excellent condition and CLEAN! The rails slide up for easy access and then down for complete enclosure. Perfect for daycare. (May not be approved for state licensed day-care facilities.)"
that reminds me of an episode of Scrubs i watched yesterday. the janitor was giving Carla and Turk a baby gift at the baby shower and he brings them a pet carrier and describes its use for baby, then after he realizes everyone's looking at him all weird, he's like, nah, just kidding...this is for the pet you'll buy the baby....and everyone laughs. but then later in the show you see him on his cell phone and he's talking to his mom saying something about a playpen and a cage are not almost the same thing...
♥ I told Callie not to leave a msg if Jeremiah didn't answer. When I heard her ending her msg I asked her why she did that. "No mom, he wanted me to. He said please leave a message!" ♥ Oh dang it! I should have said please bless me to sleep bad because every time I ask Heavenly Father to bless me to sleep good I have bad dreams! ♥ Hey mom, I have the best idea ever! We can feed the flies chemicals and then they'll DIE! ♥ I was getting onto the kids & Callie said, "Hey mom, are you an angry beaver?" Yes. "You should be an angry beaver for Halloween." ♥ Mom, it's friendship day so you can't be mean to us or yell at us. (AS IF!) ♥ Callie wanted to use glitter to make a good-bye card for Uncle Jonny & I’d told her no. She said, “I need glitter so he REALLY knows that I love him!” ♥ While we were driving on the freeway: We’re on the internet, right mom, cause we’re going super duper fast. What road is this called mom? ♥ After noticing butterfly guts on the windshield: A butterfly came and put it’s guts on our window?! Now our car is magical & golden! ♥ About our friend: I like his body but I don’t like his hair cause I don’t like the way it’s made. He makes it funny. ♥ It’s pretty awesome that we have a clock in our car, isn’t it? ♥ Mom, how long did it take Heavenly Father to put hair on you? ♥ Uncle Kenny turned the tv off & told Callie tv's bad for you. Callie said, "No it's not, it helps me relax" ♥ Callie wanted to have a contest to see whether she or Jack could color a better picture. I told her we weren’t having a contest & that I wouldn’t tell her her picture was better. She said, “Well you will when you see it.” ♥ I was really nervous about speaking at New Beginnings. Here’s Callie trying to comfort me (direct quote!): “Listen mom! Jack loves you, Daddy loves you, I love you, Ellie loves you, your mom loves you, your brothers love you, blah, blah, blah, don’t worry about it.” ♥ Talking about the First Vision & how Heavenly Father & Jesus told Joseph Smith not to join any churches: Well they didn’t choose the right, did they mom? Heavenly Father & Jesus should have choosed the right because everybody should go to church & they told him not to go to church and that’s not good, is it. ♥ Callie to her toys: "It’s something that has fur, & poops in your yard, & barks all day & night. Who guessed a dog?"
Jack:
★Jack was at the dollar store w/Nana and picked up a plunger & was walking down the aisle with it and she saw it and said, "Jack! What are you doing with that plunger?!"He made a funny face and said, "Plunger?I thought it was an awesome walking stick!" ★Mom, your tummy is a good place to hide food, right? ★About a sweet potato dish: I'm gonna dig in & find all the goodness! ★Jack said he wanted to wear perfume. I told him perfume smells like flowers and said you don’t want to smell like flowers do you? Jack: No, or someone will pick me! ★I wish we had butterly guts on our car so that our car would be magical. ★Mom why was that guy all brown? ★Jack: Juice stains because of bacteria. Me: Where’d you learn that? Jack: From high school. ★ Regarding the postman butterfly: "Yeah, & he delivers mail." ★ I told him he couldn’t eat any more oreo truffles. Jack: Because they’re not good for my body? Me: That’s right Jack: But they’re so yummy & chocolatey! ★ Me: you’re such a beautiful boy. Jack: you mean handsome boy? ★ Me: Don’t be afraid. I thought you were a brave & true knight? Jack: I am. But birds can’t be brave & true knights because they wear their lips out of their faces.
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that reminds me of an episode of Scrubs i watched yesterday. the janitor was giving Carla and Turk a baby gift at the baby shower and he brings them a pet carrier and describes its use for baby, then after he realizes everyone's looking at him all weird, he's like, nah, just kidding...this is for the pet you'll buy the baby....and everyone laughs. but then later in the show you see him on his cell phone and he's talking to his mom saying something about a playpen and a cage are not almost the same thing...
SO funny.
are you kidding me??? that's UNREAL and AMAZING all at the same time!
It reminded me of the Seinfeld where Kramer had the Japanese men sleeping in the big dresser drawers in his apartment.
I can't believe someone actually used that and felt okay about it!
i can't believe that actually exists and that someone is seriously trying to sell it as a crib.
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