And Santa's sweatshop workshop is in full swing at our house! Christmas card addressing, neighbor gift baking, school teacher & classmate treats, etc.
Just look at the little elves wrapping up packages for Christmas day! {love it}
Callie was upset with me the other day because I wouldn't let her do something or I was getting onto her about something - I don't remember. I was being a mom. She got real quiet & thoughtful for a minute. Then she says, "Mom, would Santa ever put coal in a grown-up's stocking?" I started laughing & said, "I guess he could. Why? Do you think he should put coal in my stocking?" She said yes.
♥ I told Callie not to leave a msg if Jeremiah didn't answer. When I heard her ending her msg I asked her why she did that. "No mom, he wanted me to. He said please leave a message!" ♥ Oh dang it! I should have said please bless me to sleep bad because every time I ask Heavenly Father to bless me to sleep good I have bad dreams! ♥ Hey mom, I have the best idea ever! We can feed the flies chemicals and then they'll DIE! ♥ I was getting onto the kids & Callie said, "Hey mom, are you an angry beaver?" Yes. "You should be an angry beaver for Halloween." ♥ Mom, it's friendship day so you can't be mean to us or yell at us. (AS IF!) ♥ Callie wanted to use glitter to make a good-bye card for Uncle Jonny & I’d told her no. She said, “I need glitter so he REALLY knows that I love him!” ♥ While we were driving on the freeway: We’re on the internet, right mom, cause we’re going super duper fast. What road is this called mom? ♥ After noticing butterfly guts on the windshield: A butterfly came and put it’s guts on our window?! Now our car is magical & golden! ♥ About our friend: I like his body but I don’t like his hair cause I don’t like the way it’s made. He makes it funny. ♥ It’s pretty awesome that we have a clock in our car, isn’t it? ♥ Mom, how long did it take Heavenly Father to put hair on you? ♥ Uncle Kenny turned the tv off & told Callie tv's bad for you. Callie said, "No it's not, it helps me relax" ♥ Callie wanted to have a contest to see whether she or Jack could color a better picture. I told her we weren’t having a contest & that I wouldn’t tell her her picture was better. She said, “Well you will when you see it.” ♥ I was really nervous about speaking at New Beginnings. Here’s Callie trying to comfort me (direct quote!): “Listen mom! Jack loves you, Daddy loves you, I love you, Ellie loves you, your mom loves you, your brothers love you, blah, blah, blah, don’t worry about it.” ♥ Talking about the First Vision & how Heavenly Father & Jesus told Joseph Smith not to join any churches: Well they didn’t choose the right, did they mom? Heavenly Father & Jesus should have choosed the right because everybody should go to church & they told him not to go to church and that’s not good, is it. ♥ Callie to her toys: "It’s something that has fur, & poops in your yard, & barks all day & night. Who guessed a dog?"
Jack:
★Jack was at the dollar store w/Nana and picked up a plunger & was walking down the aisle with it and she saw it and said, "Jack! What are you doing with that plunger?!"He made a funny face and said, "Plunger?I thought it was an awesome walking stick!" ★Mom, your tummy is a good place to hide food, right? ★About a sweet potato dish: I'm gonna dig in & find all the goodness! ★Jack said he wanted to wear perfume. I told him perfume smells like flowers and said you don’t want to smell like flowers do you? Jack: No, or someone will pick me! ★I wish we had butterly guts on our car so that our car would be magical. ★Mom why was that guy all brown? ★Jack: Juice stains because of bacteria. Me: Where’d you learn that? Jack: From high school. ★ Regarding the postman butterfly: "Yeah, & he delivers mail." ★ I told him he couldn’t eat any more oreo truffles. Jack: Because they’re not good for my body? Me: That’s right Jack: But they’re so yummy & chocolatey! ★ Me: you’re such a beautiful boy. Jack: you mean handsome boy? ★ Me: Don’t be afraid. I thought you were a brave & true knight? Jack: I am. But birds can’t be brave & true knights because they wear their lips out of their faces.
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Your girls are adorable!
That is sooooo funny!!!!
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