Divis-licious: for the birds

Monday, June 02, 2008

for the birds

"We think the birds are hungry because they are tweeting."
Callie's response when I asked why they had dumped half a box of crackers on the lawn!

3 talk to me:

Chelsea said...: that's not half as bad as poop beneath your feet from your child. in the BACKYARD.; 11:23 AM
Tara said...: I love that half of your day is running around stopping disasters. I'm sure you don't though!; 10:24 AM
shannon said...: sounds very callie-esque!; 9:17 AM

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Callie:

♥ I told Callie not to leave a msg if Jeremiah didn't answer. When I heard her ending her msg I asked her why she did that. "No mom, he wanted me to. He said please leave a message!"
♥ Oh dang it! I should have said please bless me to sleep bad because every time I ask Heavenly Father to bless me to sleep good I have bad dreams!
♥ Hey mom, I have the best idea ever! We can feed the flies chemicals and then they'll DIE!
♥ I was getting onto the kids & Callie said, "Hey mom, are you an angry beaver?" Yes. "You should be an angry beaver for Halloween."
♥ Mom, it's friendship day so you can't be mean to us or yell at us. (AS IF!)
♥ Callie wanted to use glitter to make a good-bye card for Uncle Jonny & I’d told her no. She said, “I need glitter so he REALLY knows that I love him!”
♥ While we were driving on the freeway: We’re on the internet, right mom, cause we’re going super duper fast. What road is this called mom?
♥ After noticing butterfly guts on the windshield: A butterfly came and put it’s guts on our window?! Now our car is magical & golden!
♥ About our friend: I like his body but I don’t like his hair cause I don’t like the way it’s made. He makes it funny.
♥ It’s pretty awesome that we have a clock in our car, isn’t it?
♥ Mom, how long did it take Heavenly Father to put hair on
you?
♥ Uncle Kenny turned the tv off & told Callie tv's bad for you. Callie said, "No it's not, it helps me relax"
♥ Callie wanted to have a contest to see whether she or Jack could color a better picture. I told her we weren’t having a contest & that I wouldn’t tell her her picture was better. She said, “Well you will when you see it.”
♥ I was really nervous about speaking at New Beginnings. Here’s Callie trying to comfort me (direct quote!): “Listen mom! Jack loves you, Daddy loves you, I love you, Ellie loves you, your mom loves you, your brothers love you, blah, blah, blah, don’t worry about it.”
♥ Talking about the First Vision & how Heavenly Father & Jesus told Joseph Smith not to join any churches: Well they didn’t choose the right, did they mom? Heavenly Father & Jesus should have choosed the right because everybody should go to church & they told him not to go to church and that’s not good, is it.
♥ Callie to her toys: "It’s something that has fur, & poops in your yard, & barks all day & night. Who guessed a dog?"

Jack:

★Jack was at the dollar store w/Nana and picked up a plunger & was walking down the aisle with it and she saw it and said, "Jack! What are you doing with that plunger?!" He made a funny face and said, "Plunger? I thought it was an awesome walking stick!"
★Mom, your tummy is a good place to hide food, right?
★About a sweet potato dish: I'm gonna dig in & find all the goodness!
★Jack said he wanted to wear perfume. I told him perfume smells like flowers and said you don’t want to smell like flowers do you? Jack: No, or someone will pick me!
★I wish we had butterly guts on our car so that our car would be magical.
★Mom why was that guy all brown?
★Jack: Juice stains because of bacteria. Me: Where’d you learn that? Jack: From high school.
★ Regarding the postman butterfly: "Yeah, & he delivers mail."
★ I told him he couldn’t eat any more oreo truffles.
Jack: Because they’re not good for my body?
Me: That’s right
Jack: But they’re so yummy & chocolatey!
★ Me: you’re such a beautiful boy.
Jack: you mean handsome boy?
★ Me: Don’t be afraid. I thought you were a brave & true knight?
Jack: I am. But birds can’t be brave & true knights because they wear their lips out of their faces.

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Monday, June 02, 2008

for the birds

3 talk to me:

Callie:

Jack: